Friday, November 21, 2008

Playwrights' Festival Tonight!

Tonight and tomorrow the Playwrights' Festival will be performing in the Black Box Theatre (7:00). For playwrights' whose work is being presented, your attendance is mandatory. For classmates in the playwriting class, you must attend at least one of the shows (tonight or tomorrow). Tickets for playwrights' are free. Other audience members are $5.00. The Improv Troupe will be performing before and after our show. Their tickets are $2.00.

The improv troupe has asked us to answer the following questions. Please answer these on a separate sheet of paper and send to our shared file (in Playwriting so that our printer can have a rest.)

Please answer these questions:
A statement you should never say to your mother:

Somewhere you’d never like to be left alone:

A category that should never be used on Jeopardy:

If there were no fire what would you use to keep you warm?

If you could vacation in any year in history what would it be?

The most dangerous occupation that you can think of:

Where would be the ideal place to go on a date?

What are you holding in your hands?

What did you want to be when you grew up?

What is that on your head?

Your answers may be used during the Improv show this weekend.

2 comments:

sheedy700 said...

A statement you should never say to your mother:Suck my big right toe

Somewhere you’d never like to be left alone:Being in the room with R.Kelly

A category that should never be used on Jeopardy:Places where you can have sex

If there were no fire what would you use to keep you warm?
Making love with a prostitute.
If you could vacation in any year in history what would it be?
1968
The most dangerous occupation that you can think of:Being Chuck Norris’s manager

Where would be the ideal place to go on a date?
Behind McDonalds
What are you holding in your hands?
Ten fingers
What did you want to be when you grew up?Being the next Chick Norris

What is that on your head?The sea

pfmh said...

Question Answers:

1). Can I borrow a condom?
2). The Atlantic Ocean.
3). Famous fo-pahs (sp?) of foreighn diplomats.
4). Body heat (of another person).
5). 1923!!!!
6). Land Mine tester/deactivator.
7). French Riviera. ??
8). Ernest Hemingway's "A Farewell To Arms".
9). A traveling writer and photographer for National Geographic. :)
10). nada.

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